slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.
Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL
by Robbie Robinson January 19, 2010
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mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”
Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man
by BallHoggerOfDeath December 07, 2024
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skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.
Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.
by Bob-Smiley April 14, 2011
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Mittes or Moobs

Person: do you have man tittes?

Person: no I have mittes or moobs.
by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022
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poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt
by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023
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Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.
Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'
by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019
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stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.
now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!
by clubdead March 28, 2014
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