The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".
Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.
"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
by arnoldmd November 6, 2017
Get the Millennieitismug. A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.
by Skippy n family March 10, 2019
Get the Millennial Mormonmug. Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Get the Millennial Retirement Planmug. Millennials, also known as "Members of the Spice Girls Generation", will be the largest population in the United States by 2050.
by Millennialspice August 19, 2021
Get the Millennialmug. by localcarpetkiller July 8, 2021
Get the the millennial waymug. Gen z: *breathes*
Millennials: MILLENNIALS ARE THE BEST, BLAH BLAH BLAH, THIS GENERATION KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SLAVERY *continues*
Gen Z: *ignores because it’s one-sided beef*
Millennials: MILLENNIALS ARE THE BEST, BLAH BLAH BLAH, THIS GENERATION KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SLAVERY *continues*
Gen Z: *ignores because it’s one-sided beef*
by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025
Get the Millennialsmug. A person born between 1991 and 2000. If we agree it takes 16 to 20 years for a person to learn and mature (by societal norms) . Every individual born between these dates would be 4 to 12 years old at the time when the information age really started. It was these few short years where the use of touch screen Internet phones exceeded desktop Internet use. This generation were highly influenced by this. A very small generation. Because these individuals at the eldest were starting comprehensive school and the youngest starting infants school (UK system). They had smartphone Internet access. The information age was public and accessible to all. The beginning of social media, this generation started and gave rise to the online world we all know today.
They are the true millennials, one's who grew up at the start, some became dot.com millionaires, most didn't but the fact is they matured into the adults they are today with this technology at their fingertips in the very beginning of the information age.
If a person reach 16 before this technological and societal change... They are not a millennial.
They are the true millennials, one's who grew up at the start, some became dot.com millionaires, most didn't but the fact is they matured into the adults they are today with this technology at their fingertips in the very beginning of the information age.
If a person reach 16 before this technological and societal change... They are not a millennial.
by InjuredNinja December 23, 2021
Get the Millennialmug.