a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

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Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020

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Way to Miguel It

Messing up in an easy but clutch moment.

At mini-golf: your ball was 2 inches from the hole, how could you miss?! Way to Miguel it!

by FTK lifestyle July 10, 2012

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MIGUEL

a guy who is not shit. he will lead you on, tell you the most sweetest shit ever, tell you he won’t go back to his ex and then go back to her.

“girl ! let me tell you about this guy that lead me on. he ain’t shit”

“is his name miguel?”

“yes !!!”

by themostperfectgirl November 18, 2023

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He is very tall. Always being rude with the whole entire world, but sometimes can be very quiet or very loud. Always having the biggest blabber mouth and could never stay quiet. Whenever he is talking he always uses “bro” in one of his sentences.Whoever having a friend name Miguel can really make your life more meaningful

Miguel?

by Ghghhhuii November 19, 2023

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