Miguel

Gets bitches

You see miguel yeah he gets bitches

by SexyBlackMan76 May 20, 2022

Miguel

Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.

"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."

by CheetosEater665 November 26, 2024

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who collects guns and down wit whatever. Nigga is smart af and has bomb sexy ass hair. He also a simp tho but he the king of simp. Ladies hit his line

Girl: “ where’s a good man when I need one”
Miguel: “ I am here my queen”
Girl: “ew…”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel

Leader of the Ku Klux Klan

Miguel Wylin

by Evil_Gh0sTT November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021

Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019

Miguel

a very horny man

dude you know that guy? i see him bring girls every night at his house, must be a Miguel ngl.

by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021