mehlig

A vain male who fails in most activities, especially his academic career. His main flaw is his poor mathematic ability, and a often a very small penis. He is commonly linked with with the dreamworks animated legend Shrek. He is also known to suck at driving

Woah i wish my friend Mehlig would just fuck off
Mehlig's lack of genetalia really doesn't satisphy me enough

by jamica123 September 26, 2012

Mehpisode

A somewhat lackluster episode from an otherwise excellent TV show.

'Daria'; Season 4, episode 2 - 'Antisocial Climbers'

'The Golden Girls'; Season 3, episodes 18 + 19 - 'Golden Moments, Parts 1 and 2'

There was not a single mehpisode in 'Twin Peaks'!

by FiverSandleford October 7, 2013

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

meeting dick

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.

This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!

by Cretin76 March 13, 2020

Mahtisa

Mahtisa, a really old name from ancient Iran or Persia. This name represents the moon. In English this name would be said as Matisa but in Farsi or Persian it would be said as ma h tisa.
ماهتیسا

Hi my name is Mahtisa

by M.T.E November 24, 2021

Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.

Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

by lanman1219 December 4, 2010