by Funny girl ok November 04, 2013
by mamajama444444444 June 18, 2009
Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.
Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
by guy sexy man November 23, 2018
by yoyoyoyothe big one October 24, 2018
Maria is a word which is used to describe a woman that is extremely hostile, and will stop at nothing to take out her enemy. They often think they are better than others. This rush of extreme arrogance proves to be their downfall, as their plans usually fail. A Maria is not to be confused with the common name Maria
“Woah this chick tried to get you expelled because she doesn’t like you? She sounds like a total maria” Said Jonathon
by SillyGuy87 August 29, 2019
by Memester67 January 31, 2017
An alcoholic Scouse. Can't get enough of the drink. When she's not drinking shes looking for her missing bottle top whilst scoffing cheese and making passive aggressive post-it notes for the thermostat
Cheese for dinner again? Thats so Maria
She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria
She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria
by WineCheese December 05, 2019