Maria

Spanish poor lady selling some dutty old rugs on the side of the road.

Maria: Come buy my dutty rugs! I'm poor!

by mamajama444444444 June 17, 2009

Maria

Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.

Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.

next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch

by guy sexy man November 23, 2018

Maria

Maria is a word which is used to describe a woman that is extremely hostile, and will stop at nothing to take out her enemy. They often think they are better than others. This rush of extreme arrogance proves to be their downfall, as their plans usually fail. A Maria is not to be confused with the common name Maria

“Woah this chick tried to get you expelled because she doesn’t like you? She sounds like a total maria” Said Jonathon

by SillyGuy87 August 28, 2019

Maria

jana ang dania and joyce freind and also likes flirting with boys

maria is jana joyce and dania freind

by yoyoyoyothe big one October 23, 2018

Maria

Ugly ass Mexican chick that has no part in her hair and thinks she's amazing.

Guy1: Hey is that a Maria?

Ben: yeah it must be she's shorter then me with her boots on.

by Memester67 January 30, 2017

Maria

She’s a slutty ass bitch

Maria is a slut

by Bestfran666 July 1, 2020

Maria

She is a girl who we can kill when we get 100 signatures. She has a tiny wee wee. She has a very serious medical condition where she cant go more than 2 minutes without sucking dick. She likes Panic at the disco. She is married to Brendon Urie.

She protecc
she attacc
but most imporantly

she dick succ.

Maria sucked jaylins dick last night.

by Me no succ dicc April 10, 2019