A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.
by BBlanc March 5, 2009
Get the mud maggotmug. by your mum is fat August 13, 2008
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Get the pussy maggotmug. In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"
Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"
Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)
by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic October 28, 2012
Get the Friendly Maggotmug. Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
by J. Banks November 14, 2009
Get the Douche Maggotmug.