mud maggot

A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.

My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

crunk maggot

someone who is crazy, drunk, and a huuuge fan of slipknot

your mum
that kid ish a crunk maggot

by your mum is fat August 13, 2008

maggot wagon

A dirty garbage truck

The maggot wagon just came by and emptied the trash.

by trashman ray June 27, 2006

cock maggot

someone whos cock is maggot infested

Did terry ever bang?? hell naw dawg that deuche bag is a cock maggot!!

by DA MASTA MACK DADDY April 30, 2003

pussy maggot

The little maggots in House of the Dead that try to kill you along with the zombies.

Zach: Die pussy maggots

by Pimpslickmasterawsome January 21, 2008

Douche Maggot

Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".

Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!

Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!

by J. Banks November 14, 2009

Bitch maggot

A dog with a lot of maggots in its ass

My dog is a bitch maggot

by Mrfeminest February 10, 2017