mud maggot

A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.

My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.

by BBlanc March 06, 2009

crunk maggot

someone who is crazy, drunk, and a huuuge fan of slipknot

your mum
that kid ish a crunk maggot

by your mum is fat July 19, 2008

maggot wagon

A dirty garbage truck

The maggot wagon just came by and emptied the trash.

by trashman ray June 27, 2006

cock maggot

someone whos cock is maggot infested

Did terry ever bang?? hell naw dawg that deuche bag is a cock maggot!!

by DA MASTA MACK DADDY April 30, 2003

pussy maggot

The little maggots in House of the Dead that try to kill you along with the zombies.

Zach: Die pussy maggots

by Pimpslickmasterawsome January 22, 2008

Bitch maggot

A dog with a lot of maggots in its ass

My dog is a bitch maggot

by Mrfeminest February 11, 2017

Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic May 20, 2012