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Madison

A girl who everyone hates. Who is not wanted anywhere and who dates every ugly boy so she can be popular and is a hoe.
Omg madison dont date my ugly cousin.
Omg madison get away from me.
by Sid..ney.. June 6, 2018
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Madison

Madison is a girl who no one can trust, she will stab you in the back and make out with the guy that you like. She's very unpopular, but thinks that everyone likes her. She obsesses over one friend at a time. She likes to steal your friends. She also things she has huge jugs but everyone knows it's because she wear gigantic push up bra's. It is impossible for a Madison to keep a secret so never tell her anything. Madison has the most annoying voice you could ever imagine. And lastly she is a gigantic whore
P1: OMG THAT BITCH HOOKED UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND!
P2: Well what do you expect? She's Madison.
P1: True........
by shakethatass12345678 December 3, 2011
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Madison

Madisons are extremely insecure with themselves, and find that if they hate other people who are better than them, they can become "better" themselves.Madisons' have NO IDEA what the words "forgive and forget" mean, and are the absolute best at holding grudges for pathetic reasons. They try and put all the bad on other people for example, a Madison may...... Tell everyone, "Hey! I think she's anorrexict, just look at her!" because she herself is! Most are sleezy little skanks who think theyre hot shit and totally rich, even if they live in some chicken shit town... They have NO ASS and NO BOOBS! Even when they wear really fitting jeans ... you still can't see shit! They like to hurt other people, and are constantly acting like they have serious problems... But in reality, their only true problem is THERE SELF! They are always looking to do the next evil trick, which in this case God and Karma are gonna get them back. They are extremely ungrateful, and all they ever do is WANT!!!

Now the brown hair Madisons' are cool but pretty average.

So Certain Madisons need to fucking fall off a cliff. Madisons typically have a younger sibling who will be rude to the people she doesnt like. Their siblings are gay and faggish. They come from a stereotypical Mom. Their Dads are okay, and are simply depressed about his family being so awful.
Oh and the red heads... there cool but there just "there".
"You know Madison, the one with blonde hair?"
"Yeah"
"She is either on her period ALL the time or is just a bitch!"

They will end up having no friends, and even though they can't really tell 60%-85% of the people they know fucking hate them
by BlankpAnic March 30, 2013
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Madison

Someone who for some reason does not have eyebrows
"Hey I heard that new girl is a Madison."

"How do you know?"

"She has no eyebrows."
by i have eyebrows June 27, 2016
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Madison

Can have many personalities in her life but she always stays by her friends no matter what and can always keep a boyfriend she always gets the cuter ones to like her once they take a glance at her they basically have a spell on them they shouldn’t let her go unless they don’t know anything about having a girlfriend she is one of the best people you will meet so if your her boyfriend or best friends or even friends keep it that way for as long as you can like in real life she had tried to keep her boyfriend David but he had left because of her mom
A life story of a girl named Madison
by Mads❤️ December 19, 2017
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Madison

Madison loves quinn so much
by Madisonpita January 7, 2019
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Madison

One of he most amazing people you will ever meet in your life. She always is caring for others. She’s has an amazing personality, she’s funny, shy yet freaky. She’s very hot. Like it’s so crazy and your lucky to be with her.
Madison is so fuckking hot
by Masonisagoat December 23, 2019
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