A girl who everyone hates. Who is not wanted anywhere and who dates every ugly boy so she can be popular and is a hoe.
by Sid..ney.. May 17, 2018
Madison is a girl who no one can trust, she will stab you in the back and make out with the guy that you like. She's very unpopular, but thinks that everyone likes her. She obsesses over one friend at a time. She likes to steal your friends. She also things she has huge jugs but everyone knows it's because she wear gigantic push up bra's. It is impossible for a Madison to keep a secret so never tell her anything. Madison has the most annoying voice you could ever imagine. And lastly she is a gigantic whore
P1: OMG THAT BITCH HOOKED UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND!
P2: Well what do you expect? She's Madison.
P1: True........
P2: Well what do you expect? She's Madison.
P1: True........
by shakethatass12345678 June 9, 2011
Madisons are extremely insecure with themselves, and find that if they hate other people who are better than them, they can become "better" themselves.Madisons' have NO IDEA what the words "forgive and forget" mean, and are the absolute best at holding grudges for pathetic reasons. They try and put all the bad on other people for example, a Madison may...... Tell everyone, "Hey! I think she's anorrexict, just look at her!" because she herself is! Most are sleezy little skanks who think theyre hot shit and totally rich, even if they live in some chicken shit town... They have NO ASS and NO BOOBS! Even when they wear really fitting jeans ... you still can't see shit! They like to hurt other people, and are constantly acting like they have serious problems... But in reality, their only true problem is THERE SELF! They are always looking to do the next evil trick, which in this case God and Karma are gonna get them back. They are extremely ungrateful, and all they ever do is WANT!!!
Now the brown hair Madisons' are cool but pretty average.
So Certain Madisons need to fucking fall off a cliff. Madisons typically have a younger sibling who will be rude to the people she doesnt like. Their siblings are gay and faggish. They come from a stereotypical Mom. Their Dads are okay, and are simply depressed about his family being so awful.
Oh and the red heads... there cool but there just "there".
Now the brown hair Madisons' are cool but pretty average.
So Certain Madisons need to fucking fall off a cliff. Madisons typically have a younger sibling who will be rude to the people she doesnt like. Their siblings are gay and faggish. They come from a stereotypical Mom. Their Dads are okay, and are simply depressed about his family being so awful.
Oh and the red heads... there cool but there just "there".
"You know Madison, the one with blonde hair?"
"Yeah"
"She is either on her period ALL the time or is just a bitch!"
They will end up having no friends, and even though they can't really tell 60%-85% of the people they know fucking hate them
"Yeah"
"She is either on her period ALL the time or is just a bitch!"
They will end up having no friends, and even though they can't really tell 60%-85% of the people they know fucking hate them
by BlankpAnic March 31, 2013
by i have eyebrows April 3, 2016
A Madison is one of the best friends you could ever have and is always there when you need her. Madison's are funny, pretty, and gets along with the right people. Madison’s have a different sense of humor, ones that you don’t experience often. If you ever meet someone named Madison, hold on to them, don't let go.
"Did you see that new girl Madison?"
"Yeah, is she nice?"
"She's one of the greatest friends you could ever have"
"Yeah, is she nice?"
"She's one of the greatest friends you could ever have"
by rachaelr June 25, 2018
Madison’s are confusing. There’s Madelyn, Maddie, Madison. They are all crack head bitches. Always the teachers favorites and so fucking snoopy. But some Madison’s can be forever like forever friends. But don’t be surprised if your Madison turns on you.
by NoelleTheCrackhead October 18, 2019
Madison is a perfect girl! She usually has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes! She is very funny, kind, strong (inside and out), smart, shy at first, and absolutely stunning! She is very loyal! She tries not to ever hurt anyone's feelings! She will give up anything for people she cares about! Everyone loves Madison! Some girls might get jealous of her because she is just to perfect! She has lots of names she could go by! She normally has struggles in her first years of being a teen but will get through them! She is able to do anything she puts her mind to! If you have a Madison keep her she will bless you!
by person38462 January 9, 2018