Musty Gusty

When you just finished having sex after taking a shit and didn't wipe. So your ass crack is very slimy and you decide to fart on your partner.

My stomach was rumbling after round 2 of sex and I ended up letting out a musty gusty.

by WorId September 5, 2025

Musty

Something that rhymes with custy dusty rusty and lusty which usually means something is so CHUCKING CUSTY

That's chucking musty - said angie

by Custy musty norchi March 12, 2017

Musty

A Rocket League god who doesn't take showers and doesn't know what sunlight is

Damn! I wish I could be as good as Musty.

by McStinkyNut May 12, 2021

mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

musty pappadam

the brown skin tone surrounding the anal hole, similar to breast areola, but a lot less attractive!

Man,
that old goat would have such a massive musty pappadam. I bet it got thrashed in her younger days.

by Arse Wart April 17, 2014

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Musty

The boys in my grade eight class. They need to shower and get a haircut.

*Big D walks in*
Damn that kid is musty as hell

by toelicker5000 February 10, 2022