Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.
A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.
by Fasters April 18, 2022
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pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.
Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!
by pizza police January 11, 2010
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Accused Murderer

The Accused Murderer was guilty
by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018
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bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.
Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.
by Manky Parvinussy September 8, 2018
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murder log

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"
by _wiener June 2, 2020
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The Murder Groupies

A band based in Calgary,Alberta with influences ranging from the likes of
Alice Cooper,Venom,Motley Crue,Slayer,Black Sabbath,Maniac Spider Trash, The Stooges and GG Allin. Its hard to say what Genre they are because they seem to have A Punk Sound With a Heavy Metal Edge and Heaviness mixed with a Glam Rock Look and horror visuals. They tend to have a knack for putting on shows that include Cutting open Puppies and throwing the entrails at the crowd, Throwing raw meat at the audience, Stage Actors,Mock Satanic Sacrifices, Drinking blood (Real and sometimes fake) and pulling people form the Crowd and making them apart of the show most of the time ending up in a fight.
Duff: Hey I'm gonna go see The Murder Groupies tonight!

kerri: Really! STAY AT THE BACK AND BRING AN UMBRELLA!
by Mister.Antichrist July 9, 2011
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murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"
Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!
by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015
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