meloundja

Two words. Smelly melly. She smells so bad every day and I cannot handle it any more. She comes in everyday in her stinky ass converse and rat ass glasses. The stench is so strong that it takes a physical form, you can see clouds of dust forming around her when she walks. Not only that, she has an infatuation with multiple weird subjects. Feet, piss, vegetables, degradation, and the inflation of our national economy. It is odd to be around her and it’s also hard to be around her because you lose your eyesight after smelling her for too long. Everytime she uses the bathroom she clogs every single toilet and STINKS IT UP SO BAD that you can’t even breathe. Sometimes she’ll be so smelly that she’ll suffocate people to death. It is her secret evil power. Other than that she’s pretty nice ig

Meloundja smells so bad I might kill myself.

by michaelwilliamthethird February 12, 2024

Megumi Fushiguro

Being defined as the one to get pimped slapped by a big white guy just to win a fight.

Enemy: your done lil bro!”

Megumi Fushiguro: nah,I’d adapt. With this ANCIENT TREASURE I SUMMON, THE CHEEK CLAPPA, MAHORAGA.

(Proceeds to get pimp slapped by his own summon)

(Enemy then ALSO proceeds to get pimp slapped)

by The Duck Daddy February 19, 2024

Megumi Fushiguro

Being defined as the one to get pimped slapped by a big white guy just to win a fight.

Enemy: your done lil bro!”

Megumi Fushiguro: nah,I’d adapt. With this ANCIENT TREASURE I SUMMON, THE CHEEK CLAPPA, MAHORAGA.

(Proceeds to get pimp slapped by his own summon)

(Enemy then ALSO proceeds to get pimp slapped)

by The Duck Daddy February 19, 2024

Megumi Fushiguro

Being defined as the one to get pimped slapped by a big white guy just to win a fight.

Enemy: your done lil bro!”

Megumi Fushiguro: nah,I’d adapt. With this ANCIENT TREASURE I SUMMON, THE CHEEK CLAPPA, MAHORAGA.

(Proceeds to get pimp slapped by his own summon)

(Enemy then ALSO proceeds to get pimp slapped)

by The Duck Daddy February 19, 2024

Megumi

His first instinct is to sacrifice himself, not the greatest trait a jujutsu sorcerer could have. If faced with an opponent too strong for him or his team to handle, he wont hesitate to Summon "Mahoraga." His Ten Shadow technique has been proven to be quite effective, even being able to defeat Someone like Satoru Gojo.

Megumi: "You think I'm losing? no, WE'RE losing. Roses are Red, weapons against me won't prosper. With this treasure I summon... Big Raga, The Opp Stoppa."

by anonymous.cth April 26, 2024

megorandai

To hate a cultural minority

That megorandai disturbs me

by Masan Darcy-Hall April 26, 2024

Megumi-ism

The act of having extreme potential and the ability to rise to great power but ultimately falling short and failing to live up to said potential. Someone who expresses Megumi-ism is also commonly referred to as a “Potential Man”.

“Did you hear about that new kid? I hear he’s been showing a lot of Megumi-ism.”

“Yeah, I heard. Guy seems like a real Potential Man.”

by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024