Apple Mask

The most useless thing of all time.

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.

by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020

cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.

Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.

by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

by Safecracker G September 7, 2004

Batgirl's Mask

When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.

I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.

Batwing Scrotum Stretching Flying Squirrel Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton

by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016

Mask Wanker

A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car

Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone

Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker

by Bruhh4488 December 23, 2021

racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.

I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.

by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006

Men In Masks

Men In Masks are a bunch of gay men in ski masks who have sexs with boys.

www.meninmasks.com

Whoa, dude! Did you see those men in masks sucking cock? That's pretty TIGHT!

by Deputy Ryans February 13, 2004