Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.
by Garrett Rift September 8, 2005
Get the Manage the Unitmug. A partnership manager is a role in a discord server where they post other servers ads in a select channel in exchange for that server posting the ad of the server the partnership manager (PM) works for, PM’s normally either wait for members to DM them and ask to partner with the server, or seek out partnerships with other PMs
by KintsugiRain2 November 20, 2020
Get the Partnership Managermug. Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"
Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"
by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013
Get the Lillypad Managementmug. The person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn't ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). No one knows what this person does. They are quite literally Milton from Office Space.
The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?
by Random Computer October 16, 2017
Get the program managermug. Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.
by creativevoyeur April 22, 2012
Get the Management Gurumug. 1.) A person who's chicken you don't want to fuck with.
2.) A person that make make a meeting short or long.
3.) A person who takes credit for the successes (even the ones he doesn't know about).
4.) A person who constantly needs help understanding.
5.) A person who manages to have hair generally all over their body.
2.) A person that make make a meeting short or long.
3.) A person who takes credit for the successes (even the ones he doesn't know about).
4.) A person who constantly needs help understanding.
5.) A person who manages to have hair generally all over their body.
"Hey guys, I am the General Manager and this can be a long meeting or a short meeting, Help me understand"
by Nuck Chorris lol May 18, 2010
Get the General Managermug. - noun
1. A pseudo-psychological technique used by emotionally advanced laundry-doers to avoid the natural rage that occurs when attempting to disentangle a mass of clothes hangers - esp. the wire ones from the dry cleaner's.
2. The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal associated with tangled hangers. You can't get rid of, or avoid, a hanger incident, nor can you ever hope to sort through them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
1. A pseudo-psychological technique used by emotionally advanced laundry-doers to avoid the natural rage that occurs when attempting to disentangle a mass of clothes hangers - esp. the wire ones from the dry cleaner's.
2. The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal associated with tangled hangers. You can't get rid of, or avoid, a hanger incident, nor can you ever hope to sort through them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
Employing hanger management, Susie smilingly struggled with an inseparable glot of wire hangers for 22 minutes before finally cramming them all down the garbage chute, happily.
by Kirk Kirkland Jr. July 12, 2009
Get the hanger managementmug.