management tape

(Noun) Tape that is two-faced.

It is all "fixed", they used management tape to repair it.

by Cock Holster August 29, 2006

Lillypad Management

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"

Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"

by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013

Game manager

A mediocre NFL quarterback that lets the game come to him, simply managing it rather than making things happen.

John Stocco isn't a superstar...just a game manager.

by stratman42 October 4, 2012

program manager

The person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn't ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). No one knows what this person does. They are quite literally Milton from Office Space.

The new guy Fabian, from Google, told me he is a program manager. Does anyone know what that actually means?

by Random Computer October 16, 2017

Management Guru

Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.

There comes the management guru; lame, unfunny, and a total stereotype.

by creativevoyeur April 22, 2012

General Manager

1.) A person who's chicken you don't want to fuck with.

2.) A person that make make a meeting short or long.

3.) A person who takes credit for the successes (even the ones he doesn't know about).

4.) A person who constantly needs help understanding.

5.) A person who manages to have hair generally all over their body.

"Hey guys, I am the General Manager and this can be a long meeting or a short meeting, Help me understand"

by Nuck Chorris lol May 18, 2010

tasque manager

a character seen in deltarune chapter 2 in the pandora palace(i think).The character is based on an enemy you can see at the start of deltarune chapter 2 the cybers world.

(person 1):did you seen tasque manager?
(person 2):no, who is tasque manager?
(person1): a character from deltarune chapter 2
(person 2) okay

by water melon king October 12, 2021