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LOWER LORTON

LORTON IS A TOWN IN Virginia with a large hill. BACK IN THE DAY THERE WASN'T MUCH HERE. WE HAD TWO 7/11 STORES. ONE AT THE TOP THIS IS UPPER Lorton. The one at the bottom is Lower Lorton. Also the location of the Lower Potomac Pollution Control Plant.
(Sewage processing) So lower is really lower class because of the smell. There are no high dollar neighborhoods there.

Lower Lorton is appartments. Lower end town homes and a few people who for some reason desided to buy houses there. Im sure the original owner moved out in the early 80s after the plant went online.

While Upper Lorton and the rest of the town is where the better quality of living is located.
Hey man, where are you heading?
Heading through Lower Lorton, why.
Well roll up your windows till you get up the Hill.
Yep, cant wait to get back to Upper Lorton.

Home Sweet Home.
They cant say that about Lower Lorton.
Nothing sweet there.
Well maybe the hot Spanish chics at the grocery store.

They live in Woodbridge not Lower Lorton. Oh good, I'd rather go there to pick them up for a date.
Why man? It smells better there than Lower Lorton. Hahaha
by Lorton Rockers January 7, 2022
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Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
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Lower peover

Posh twats with massive houses and snobs in the middle of know where if u want a Richie come peover😈
I live in lower peover
by Richie kid August 5, 2016
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Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’
Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.
by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025
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medial lower extremity

the penis; the appendage between the left lower extremity and the right lower extremity
He pulled his medial lower extremity out of me and gave me a mushroom stamp on the forehead.
by Jimmy Carr June 16, 2024
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Lower internet

1. The obscure and less accessible areas of the internet, often associated with content that is not indexed by traditional search engines and may include illegal or ethically questionable activities. These regions typically consist of anonymous forums, underground marketplaces, and other hidden networks.

2. A segment of the internet characterized by niche subcultures and communities that operate outside the mainstream, frequently involving unique cultural norms, jargon, and behaviors that are not easily visible or accessible to the general public.
When you encounter the concept of the 'lower internet' for the first time, you might think it refers to a community of marginalized people who upload trash content online.

The lower internet is a sanctuary for creators whose art is unappreciated by the masses, a refuge for those with a delicate and refined sense of beauty who, through their personal actions, create and preserve the cultural values left by their predecessors, yet despite their significant contributions to culture, have found themselves on the fringes of society.
by metaviber August 10, 2024
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Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "
by lekjen December 22, 2023
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