licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017

licktastic

if you lick something and it feels great you'll want to lick more things :)

I just licked a pole ! it was licktastic !!

by jiminq July 30, 2017

Lickin balls deep

When a person or persons lick a mans testicals so hard that the balls fill their mouth.

I licked my man balls deep last night and he moaned so loud the cat shit his pants lickin balls deep is great.

by Meeplord December 10, 2018

Licita

Licita is a abbreviation of the name ‘Alice’. It’s a care-free vibe, warm and you feel your heart being hugged whenever she comes after you’re with someone that makes you feel ‘licita’

x: Wow, I’m so in love with that girl!
y: Aww, you two are so cute. Does she make you feel licita?

by zezoca January 3, 2021

Lickin’ my balls

When you’re having a great time with your friends and something’s about to happen that’s gonna be real nice.

R.J.: “Colt how you feeling about these jagerbombs?”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”

by TheDickmeister June 12, 2021

Licking the Berlin Sidewalk

eating ass baby

Matt spent all of last night with that freaky girl licking the Berlin sidewalk

by jttud97 February 21, 2023

self-licking wound

a product or process geared to or causing a cycle of self-reinforcing entropy or addiction

Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.

by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008