Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
by Jimmydoorlocks February 01, 2010
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labial lunch

Cunnilingus or making oral love to a vagina.
She spread her legs and I dived in face first for my labial lunch.
by Rancid Agnew September 21, 2010
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tupelo lunch

Tupelo lunch is also known in the homosexual world as the whole package, all the meat and potatoes, the dick and the balls.
I hate that guy so bad I fed him a tupelo lunch.
by popo08 December 18, 2011
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Get Lunched

To get bought lunch in exchange for your knowledge, experience, advice, contacts or just your company.

Or to buy someone else lunch if you need something.

Either business or pleasure, its the closest thing you will ever get to a free lunch.
I might Get Lunched with someone that can help me get a new job and get my CV into the right hands.

Or Get Lunched with a deep sea diver.

Or if we're both single and playing the dating game, we'd both Get Lunched.

Its all about using what you've got to get bought lunch :)
by Getlunching July 06, 2011
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Dry lunch

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.
"see you mate, you're a fucking dry lunch"

"God that bloke really winds me up! He's nothing more than a big fat Dry lunch!"
by tanya. a October 23, 2006
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lunch at the Y

performing oral sex on a young lady.
Are there any takers for lunch at the y?
by gasmixman January 14, 2006
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hot lunch

the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk
got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch
by sideshow bob May 13, 2004
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