Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024

long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.

"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016

Deep In Long Island

A word people be using to describe a place that is very far out and isolated from The City (NYC) in Long Island

Person 1: Yo you know where I can go to get that?
Person 2: Nah you gotta go deep in long island for that
Person 1: I'm not going that far

by dictionaryman97272 March 27, 2022

long island

the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.

“Lawnguyland, New york”

Long island is the best place to live. Represent!

by Lawn guy land November 16, 2019