It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
Get the Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hookermug. When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.
Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
Get the Koala Vagmug. As in .. One moment please Koala...
by Smolly13 April 22, 2021
Get the koalamug. by chicken1772 May 19, 2019
Get the Disabled Koalamug. When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
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sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting
Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
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by Handsome Solo July 5, 2013
Get the The Koalamug. by prozak42 November 14, 2011
Get the koalamug. When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.
by Maudota12 December 13, 2017
Get the Koala dogmug.