Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
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Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
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by Handsome Solo July 5, 2013

Koala

1. Koalas are indigenous to Australia. It is an animal that spend 20 to 22 Hours in a day sleeping.
2. A person that is suffering from sleeping sickness or loves to sleep more.

1. Sloth and Koalas are similar when it comes to sleep.
2. Terry is a koala when sleeping.

by Makoo36 May 21, 2021

Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.

I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

Koalaing

When you hang onto the side of a gymbro or muscle mommy

This lady was ripped so I started koalaing while she ran

by DecepticonGang September 16, 2023

koalas

the most badass animal there is. bear-looking grey fluffy creatures. definitely koalafied for being the coolest thing there is.

Person 1: i hate koalas
Person 2: ~stops being friends with Person 1~

*obama is there, everybody is clapping, koalas attack Person 1*

by androgynous soup <3 March 19, 2019

Koala Appreciation

The day to appreciate the marsupials native to Australia.
Take pictures of Koalas
Visit Australia to see Koalas in the wild.

Josh: Hey khaleesi do you know what day it is today?
Khaleesi: No..
Josh: Its koala Appreciation day~ I even made a T-shirt

by Beansenpai~ April 20, 2021