It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
Get the Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hookermug. by Winderfouls March 8, 2022
Get the Koalamug. by Mr fridge77 May 31, 2022
Get the Sexy koalamug. The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes
by Koalaimg January 16, 2023
Get the Koalaingmug. Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
Get the Joaquin the Koalamug. 
by C921114 March 6, 2021
Get the Koala Tingmug.