Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Koala Casserole

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

koalas

the most badass animal there is. bear-looking grey fluffy creatures. definitely koalafied for being the coolest thing there is.

Person 1: i hate koalas
Person 2: ~stops being friends with Person 1~

*obama is there, everybody is clapping, koalas attack Person 1*

by androgynous soup <3 March 19, 2019

Koala Appreciation

The day to appreciate the marsupials native to Australia.
Take pictures of Koalas
Visit Australia to see Koalas in the wild.

Josh: Hey khaleesi do you know what day it is today?
Khaleesi: No..
Josh: Its koala Appreciation day~ I even made a T-shirt

by Beansenpai~ April 20, 2021

Koala Ting

A person who sleeps all the time and is generally lazy.

That koala ting won’t move

by C921114 March 6, 2021

Koala

A smooth brained creature with little intellectual understanding.

You're a koala.

by GetThatLinkOuttaHere February 18, 2021

Koala

The act of sleeping with one person on their back whilst the other rests their head on the shoulder with the leg hooked over

Guy 1: How did you sleep last night?
Guy 2: So well! She was a great person to koala with

by forgottencarrot April 30, 2021