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Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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Koala dog

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.
You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain
by Maudota12 December 13, 2017
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Koala

Racial term for people of German-Irish decent.
That dude is such a koala
by Brown3yw January 5, 2021
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KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.
She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.
by Moose Stash June 6, 2022
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Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay
by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025
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koalas

the most badass animal there is. bear-looking grey fluffy creatures. definitely koalafied for being the coolest thing there is.
Person 1: i hate koalas
Person 2: ~stops being friends with Person 1~

*obama is there, everybody is clapping, koalas attack Person 1*
by androgynous soup <3 March 19, 2019
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Koala Appreciation

The day to appreciate the marsupials native to Australia.
Take pictures of Koalas
Visit Australia to see Koalas in the wild.
Josh: Hey khaleesi do you know what day it is today?
Khaleesi: No..
Josh: Its koala Appreciation day~ I even made a T-shirt
by Beansenpai~ April 20, 2021
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