by Steve J December 20, 2007
Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021
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keyboard rape
by elmo but hes satan May 04, 2020
Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
by WhosTheGman July 11, 2013
An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.
Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.
by Swerky March 09, 2015
Ayo that nigga Tavis is a keyboard warrior , he only talks smack over the phone but is a mouse in person
by CarterBriggs October 27, 2018
Basically people arguing over the internet trying to get some point across that’s pretty irrelevant throughout the world. Typically you can find these keyboard warriors in any post about the balkans/ Eastern Europe or the countries of the Caucasus. They typically have very shitty English when typing and think that they are proving some kind of point. They are typically nationalist comments.
-Armenians vs Azerbaijanis, go on any post about nagorno karabkh and you will see how cancer the comment section gets, the comment section is so retarded because they think people around the world care, but in reality no
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet
by Perseus1738 March 15, 2021