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karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.
by kwiii December 23, 2008
mugGet the karma poundsmug.

Karma Rape

When the Lurking Trolls on Reddit Decide it's a Great idea to Downvote Questions because they feel Superior.
Karma Rape Downvotes by people who don't care about a question.
by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 12, 2020
mugGet the Karma Rapemug.

turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.
Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma
by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021
mugGet the turbo karmamug.

Karma Chug

When someone drinks straight from the milk carton and doesn't check the expiration date or manages to miss the odor, receiving a nice, clumpy drink of milk.
Person 1: (coughing and gagging)

Person 2: Karma Chug?

Person 1: Yeah...
by Lear Bear January 25, 2010
mugGet the Karma Chugmug.

TXT KARMA

When someone insults, discredits, or drags the K-pop group Tomorrow X Together, legend says that five minutes later the group will receive and add another achievement to their list.
"txt are a bunch of losers"
"tomorrow x together flops"

*5 minutes later*

"The Chaos Chapter: Freeze by the K-pop group, Tomorrow X Together extends their record as the longest charting 2021 album by a Korean act on Billboard."

"ah the txt karma y'all"
by hakikaru September 6, 2021
mugGet the TXT KARMAmug.

Precise Karma

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.
Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011
mugGet the Precise Karmamug.

Karma Loki’d

The act of trying to Loki someone, only to have it backfire and get Loki’d yourself.
Man #1 pours down lava in attempt to kill Man #2, but the lava falls on Man #1

Man #1: Oh no what did you just do!? What did you just do!?

Man #2: I didn’t do shit! You did that! This is your lava! Haha Karma Loki’d!

#creaturetopia
by Thicccboi October 18, 2017
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