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Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."
by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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Jellyfish

Code word for when someone is on their period
"Oh my god, jellyfish!"
"You good, need anything?"
"Nah I got stuff but it's so gross"
by iwillrageifthisnameistaken August 24, 2022
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Jellyfish

Jellyfish people talk to you in stinging words and try to stage it as Informatic.swimming in the sea of an enormous jellyfish and getting stung repeatedly by stingers.
Jellyfish alert! “I just saw your bf with a young 22 year old with legs up to here”! 🦑🐙
by Mspalaz August 19, 2018
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Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"
My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful
by mmswbngs September 9, 2022
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JellyFishing

After you nut you pluck you use your fingers and pluck the pubes off that have nut on them and lick your fingers after
Man I NEED to go jellyfishing
by CheseyyyYepp March 29, 2024
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Jellyfishing

When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.
All right our watches our synced, whip those dicks out and let's get Jellyfishing!
by Sploogelord January 19, 2019
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