Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021

_ been real quiet ever since this dropped

When someone releases a product (example: music) and someone states that someone who's known as being good at producing a product of that type (example: Eminem) has been real quiet ever since it dropped, meaning that the product was so good that it sent someone who is known to be good at it was silenced at it's greatness.

Person 1: *makes a really good rap song.*
Person 2: you know, _ been real quiet ever since this dropped. (Insert a really good rapper on the _)

by Scarfkat June 5, 2024

You is quiet

exposed of doing a down bad thing

"I just was making out with a pillow"

"you is quiet bro"

by anonymous March 5, 2022

Quiet Quickie

When your parents are in the other room but you really need that dick.

My parents were home so my bf and I had a quiet quickie.

by SortaPupper January 21, 2020

Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

Quiet Liar

Someone that bottles everything up. They generally never takes the steps to communicate how they feel to others and spend their free time dwelling on what they should have said.

I'd rather be an honest asshole, than a quiet liar.

by Honest.Asshole June 25, 2020

Quiet Showdown

When you're being quiet fired but you respond by quiet quitting instead of quitting outright, playing a prolonged game of chicken to see which of you or your employer will be the first to flinch.

My employer gave me a 0% pay increase this year while saddling me with new impossible responsibilities in hope of coercing attrition, but I just hunkered down and performed consistently below my competency level, working to rule for my inflation-adjusted salary. This is now a quiet showdown. You can't quiet fire me. I quiet quit!

by MsEmmaG January 31, 2023