God 😠
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
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The movie begins as Anakin and ObiWan are on a mission to save Chancellor Palpatine from the Seperatists. Anakin and ObiWan reunite with Count Dooku and duel him leading to the death of Count Dooku.They attempt to escape & are trapped by Greivous, but fight back and Greivous runs. They land the ship on Coruscant & return to the Senate Building. Anakin meets with Padmé and learns she is pregnant. Anakin begins to have Visions of Padmé dying in childbirth & consults Yoda about it. Later the Council gives Anakin a mission to find out Palpatine's intensions as he has been Chancellor for too long. The Jedi find Greivous' location Utapau & send Obi-Wan. After starting the mission he finds out Palptine was a Sith and informs Master Windu. Mace brings 3 Masters to confront the Chancellor, the other 3 die while Mace almost defeats Palpatine, but Anakin decides to stop Master Windu causing his death. Anakin pledges himself to the dark side and becomes known as Darth Vader. ObiWan kills Greivous and Palpatine issues Order 66 to all the Clones. Darth Vader is sent to the Jedi Temple to kill the Jedi for Order 66. ObiWan fins Yoda and 'protect' the Jedi. Padmé decides to find Anakin on Mustafar while ObiWan hides on her ship. Padmé betrays Anakin & soon after battles ObiWan Kenobi.ObiWan takes Padmé to safety and she gives birth to Luke & Leia then dies. Darth Vader is given his suit
The movie begins as Anakin and ObiWan are on a mission to save Chancellor Palpatine from the Seperatists. Anakin and ObiWan reunite with Count Dooku and duel him leading to the death of Count Dooku.They attempt to escape & are trapped by Greivous, but fight back and Greivous runs. They land the ship on Coruscant & return to the Senate Building. Anakin meets with Padmé and learns she is pregnant. Anakin begins to have Visions of Padmé dying in childbirth & consults Yoda about it. Later the Council gives Anakin a mission to find out Palpatine's intensions as he has been Chancellor for too long. The Jedi find Greivous' location Utapau & send Obi-Wan. After starting the mission he finds out Palptine was a Sith and informs Master Windu. Mace brings 3 Masters to confront the Chancellor, the other 3 die while Mace almost defeats Palpatine, but Anakin decides to stop Master Windu causing his death. Anakin pledges himself to the dark side and becomes known as Darth Vader. ObiWan kills Greivous and Palpatine issues Order 66 to all the Clones. Darth Vader is sent to the Jedi Temple to kill the Jedi for Order 66. ObiWan fins Yoda and 'protect' the Jedi. Padmé decides to find Anakin on Mustafar while ObiWan hides on her ship. Padmé betrays Anakin & soon after battles ObiWan Kenobi.ObiWan takes Padmé to safety and she gives birth to Luke & Leia then dies. Darth Vader is given his suit
Person 1 : I love insert non-Star Wars Movie
Person 2 : Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?
Person 1 : No why?
Person 2 : It's the best movie in the Galaxy
I ran out of space and forgor to put Yoda vs Palpatine sry
Person 2 : Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?
Person 1 : No why?
Person 2 : It's the best movie in the Galaxy
I ran out of space and forgor to put Yoda vs Palpatine sry
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