Mental Health

Isn't it weird to anyone else that I say that the religion is an insane incest cult and now Jordan Peterson has decided that the psychology is wrong and that the only REAL way to be mentally healthy is to do his incest cult. Like, adopting gender roles IS mental health now. You have a RESPONSIBILITY to DO THE GENDER ROLES. And you just HAVE TO do the incest cult.

Hym "That IS mental health now. It's all veiled in coded language but the crux of it is 'You just HAVE to do the gender roles/incest cult or you're a psychopath.' That's his whole thing."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.

You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.

by Sacredfart May 12, 2023

Health Preacher

Someone who is vegan, refuses to take the vaccine, buys expensive eco friendly products, thinks they are saving the planet by buying a bamboo toothbrush. Will happily splurge £80 on a mystery bag of white powder from Devo on the corner who claims its fire coke.

Will spend 4 hours debating about how bad it is that donkeys are being killed in Tunisia and it should be stopped now because it's awful.

But will smash a full McDonalds when they are a drink.

Oh Becky the other day was chatting so much shit about her new vegan diet and all her eco friendly products. She is such a health preacher

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

Cyber-health

your online wellbeing

Inactive followers are bad for your Cyber-health

by r3dbullbaby July 26, 2020

Health-Xenophobe

Health Xenophobe’ is a hospital that said no. The Hospital is not bound by the WMC Slave Owner common law of ‘Zimbabwean Feelings Duress.’

Credit: @DomNationSA

Health-Xenophobe Has Killed Another who illegally crossed the border to leech off a sovereign country's health system.

by Spider™ December 17, 2023

Deteriorating Health

Aaaw, hey! Look at that! Dying buddies! Yay! You're dying too! That's fun.

Hym "Deteriorating Health is no fun. As least you don't got the brainz fluid. This shit is crazy. Abject agony 24/7. And annoying! The popping sound in my ear all day, every day is CLEARLY grating away at my sanity. And the weaponized schizophrenia! THAT... That is ALSO a part of the reason I'm dying. So that's fun too..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

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