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greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.
by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013
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Greasy Drew

Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.
I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.
by Natty Frank October 22, 2020
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Greasy George

"That greasy george is tough one to catch".
by spencer001 February 14, 2012
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greasy tony

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks
Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017
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Greasy Frog

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room
Man I tried to give Skyler a Greasy Frog last night. But my dick kept slipping out
by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016
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Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
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Greasy Chihuahua

When you get Mexican food diarrhea on your dick during anal.
I totally took this chick out to Taco Bell but regretted it later when I ended up with a Greasy Chihuahua.
by jorjerodriguez February 28, 2013
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