goosed

to suck someone's tounge inside of your mouth while kissing them

My girlfirend and I were making out and then she goosed me

by robynrobyn March 31, 2007

Goosed

When a bird drops their "business" on an unsuspecting person.

Damn, that old man in the park just got goosed on.

by Gautam March 30, 2004

goose

a handle of liquor also know as a half gallon

i split a goose with a buddy and we where wasted

by slothmastermark June 9, 2005

Dirty goose

a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.

yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.

by Tommy sends July 29, 2020

Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

goosing

like dogging.. but you do it in a boat!

"yeah let's go to the mediterrean on that 1st class goosing cruise ship."

by anon :] September 19, 2008

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020