Geezer

An old asshole who drives slowly. Male geezers can't get it up.

Mike: Who is that fuck head who is driving so slowly?
Tom: Must a one of those fucking geezers

by Sean DeFile May 3, 2003

Geezer

An old grump that no one loves; a democrat

Scrooge, Barack Obama, the Grinch, geezer

by Michaelah95 January 10, 2009

geeber

see goober

tom

by stitch October 10, 2003

Gleeper

The word people say when having sex.

OH Jamal, stop..GLEEPER GLEEPER GLEEPER

by effenef55 July 24, 2010

Geeter

Similar to guitar but way more badass. It originated from a legend who thought the word "guitar" got too boring.

Wow! That guy can shred on guitar!
What are you talking about? He's playing the geeter!

by provolown November 8, 2010

barcardi geezer

a man who thinks he is ahem "well 'ard" but drinks alcopops and such like.
may also adopt leaning pose to emphasise gayness
is often stereotypical of a gay chav

uz (u is) a barcardi geezer innit m8

by amberw1990 January 31, 2007

Bacardi Geezer

A gentleman of the girly drink persuasion, possibly also of dubious sexual orientation

"I couldn't believe it! Quentin ordered a Woo Woo in that last round - he's a right Bacardi geezer"!

by Kilostream October 9, 2008