Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent
by QuakeSnake92 May 25, 2020
A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.
by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023
by BossyBoi March 14, 2024
A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.
It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024
by maG1Cm0nk3Y November 05, 2021
The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.
by SalvyZ August 11, 2022