fanny balder

A high quality razor for the female genitalia.

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

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Fanny jaffle

A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.

You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.

by Brown Dog April 8, 2007

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fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

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fanny wobble

Making a big deal over a minor thing.

"It's no problem! For gods sake, woman, stop having a fanny wobble."

by Emma, Queen of Hearts September 24, 2005

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happy fanny

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

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Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

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