how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
none, they just sit in the dark and cry about it, possibly writing a 'poem to music' about it.
what more is there to say?
none, they just sit in the dark and cry about it, possibly writing a 'poem to music' about it.
what more is there to say?
by carse January 30, 2005
ok here it goes..
an emo kid is mostly a sad pathetic loser who lives in their bedrooms wrighting depressing lyrics or poems and then cutting them selves because the emotional pain turns to physical pain or sum bullshit like that. they listen to depressing music which has lyrics that are sad about something like a girlfriend who has dumped them and they want to tell the whole world about it when no one really cares. mostly they dye there hair a dark colour and/or have blonde or some light colour streaked into it. as for the cloths most of the time they will wear tight t-shirt ( atticus maybe or a band t-shirt ) they wear eye liner, if they wear glasses then theyll be thick rimmed balck ones. at a consert most emos will just stand there and listen to the music ( to all you emos if you want to do that then dont waste the bands time just stay the fuck at home . at night they come out of there emotional shell and listen to even more depressing music and cut them selves thinking its not worth living because my life suck blahblahblah. then they will fail and CRY SOME MORE . they will tell all of the people they know that they want to die.
an emo kid is mostly a sad pathetic loser who lives in their bedrooms wrighting depressing lyrics or poems and then cutting them selves because the emotional pain turns to physical pain or sum bullshit like that. they listen to depressing music which has lyrics that are sad about something like a girlfriend who has dumped them and they want to tell the whole world about it when no one really cares. mostly they dye there hair a dark colour and/or have blonde or some light colour streaked into it. as for the cloths most of the time they will wear tight t-shirt ( atticus maybe or a band t-shirt ) they wear eye liner, if they wear glasses then theyll be thick rimmed balck ones. at a consert most emos will just stand there and listen to the music ( to all you emos if you want to do that then dont waste the bands time just stay the fuck at home . at night they come out of there emotional shell and listen to even more depressing music and cut them selves thinking its not worth living because my life suck blahblahblah. then they will fail and CRY SOME MORE . they will tell all of the people they know that they want to die.
emo kid: what is the point of living any more i hate my life
and i hate my parents and i hate all the people
around me *teartear*
pissed off
friend that
has had enough : ARG go for it then no one actually cares
of there moaning about your problems we have our own. WE
and bitching DO NOT CARE
emo kid: fine then will. i shall rid my self from this cruel
world *sniffsniff*
whole world: YYYAAAYYY
and i hate my parents and i hate all the people
around me *teartear*
pissed off
friend that
has had enough : ARG go for it then no one actually cares
of there moaning about your problems we have our own. WE
and bitching DO NOT CARE
emo kid: fine then will. i shall rid my self from this cruel
world *sniffsniff*
whole world: YYYAAAYYY
by mr. hater June 08, 2006
I guess there a million types of emo kids, for everything about emo download the song 'Hollywood Undead - I Must Be Emo' that songs pretty much sums up what a Emo kid is all about.
by StangingSteve March 31, 2006
FUCKING REJECTS who are pissed off at the world, sad, depressed, condescending, annoying, bad at life and sex and halo 2, and can't control their emotions to save their ass from anything. Usually looks at everyone else like they're from mars. Makes me want to puke and fucking kill them all. Almost as bad as brits.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 13, 2005
Even though labels don't matter, I have decided to put matters into my own hands.
Emo kids do not necissarily have to cut themselves, or listen to 'emo bands'... because most suck. Emo is a fashion, a way of life! Sure, many might be depressed and write poems, for I write poems about my suck monkey ass life, but it doesn't mean most are! Some whiney rich kids who afford Hot Topic decide to go all "Rocker".. or have emo friends, or something like that, they think it's cool and try to be the same. "Monkey see, Monkey do."
Most emo kids have a very hard home life. Some are poor, or almost poor (cough) and can't even afford Hot Topic, so they go shop at GoodWill, and find the neatest outfits ;D Sometimes they go to Hot Topic, usually for the SALES! O.O </3
Diet (chow, eats, grub, etc..)
You must be a Vegan, or strive to be one.. You eat nothing that is an animal, from an animal, in a 500 mile radius from an animal, or anything that casts an animal-shaped shadow. You believe eating meat is ultimately wrong however that doesn't stop you from going on occasional meat-eating binges while at restaurants. You must also be a "straight edge" enthusiast, despite the fact you drink occasionally, not to mention smoke. No matter. Anorexia is often a trait of an emo kid.
Hair (the doo)
Your hair must be black or at least dyed an ugly dark magenta color. If you are truly punk, you do not shower. You must used 10 gallons of gel in your hair everyday, so much that you are actually styling the gel rather than the hair. You should also have a short haircut, long hair is not emo. Mop tops are usually the most common approach for boys while girls tend to go with the Zelda approach or something equally masculine. Although this appears to be the case for the current Cosmopolitan emo fashion, there also appears to be a new nascent rebellion in the midst. Outrageously long and uncultivated hair now appears to be taking local high schools and community colleges by storm.
Accessories (the essential non-essentials)
Glasses: Thick, black-rimmed, or horn-rimmed glasses. You most likely do not need them, your vision is probably good enough that you could do without them. Even in a world where more fashionable glasses and contacts are readily available you chose these instead. Lenses are optional. You are striving for the "Weezer geek rock" look.
Necklaces: Good choices are those metal/wooden ball necklaces.
Piercings: Studs are a good choice if you really want to emo. The other popular piercings are lebret or other lip rings.
Belt: This is mandatory (aka "a must"). A studded belt is the most popular choice amongst emo kids. Although reserved for members of the now extinct punk culture, the belt has become a distinct trademark of the emo subculture. To increase your "punk" status, wear multiple three stud pyramid belts. The more, the better. Other belts often seen are ones with loops, stars, or any other kind of silly Lisa Frank design. Please note: these belts do not neccesarily have to be in the loops of your pants. It is pretty obvious you missed the majority of them. Yeah, we know this goes against the function of actually holding up your pants but who said a studded belt was supposed to be functional?
Bracelets: You must wear excessive friendship bracelets on both of your wrists. If your hands are a slight shade of purple, you are doing the right thing. The irony in this is you have no friends.
Messenger Bags: Standard backpacks are too common and typical of the society you live in. That is why you must rebel. Only messenger bags will do. One strap, one individual. Your bag must be adjusted to a level just below your shoulder blade. In other words, it is necessary to strangle yourself with your bag. Also, it must be covered with excessive pins and patches supporting various "underground" bands that you claim to have bought at shows. It is also okay to wear a patch without understanding is meaning or purpose, just as long as it's there. It is perfectly alright to have more than one patch for the same band.
Clothes (the threads)
Shirts: For girls the popular emo fashion is a tight t-shirt with random logos/messages or tanktops. Boys prefer the ugly 40s "Nick at Night" approach. The goal is to find the ugliest button down shirt you can. Other picks are v-necks and one size too small cardigans, which should have an ugly senior citizen type pattern to it.
Jackets: Common picks include brands such as Dickies, think "gas station jacket". Steal one from Mobil if you have to. You may also choose a more athelete approach by wearing various "vintage" track jackets. Suggested jackets include Adidas and Puma.
Pants: Wear heavy slacks which are often too tight and short. You can also wear cuffed denim pants. Shorts are not emo, neither are tight black jeans.
Socks: This one applies mostly to girls. Your socks must be very strange. White, regular socks are unacceptable. You must express your creativity through your Argyle socks. They must be very colorful with lots of different patterns and cartoon characters. They must also be in sharp contrast with the other attire you are wearing, which is usually dark, dull, and lifeless. It is a good idea to show your socks off whenever you can by rolling up your pants (this should have been covered in `pants'). Important: make sure everyone sees your socks by putting your feet onto a table/desk or calling attention directly to your feet. If you can't be validated, then what is the point?
Shoes: You must own a pair of converse all star low tops, as they are an indicator of your punk status. Any kind of skateboarding shoe will do as well, regardless if you actually skateboard or not.
Conclusion:
First, allow at least one hour before any event (school, concert, court hearing, bed) to properly put on your costume. A neat emo kid is a happy emo kid.
Second, anything claiming to be `emotional hardcore' is just emo with louder voices. Don't be fooled. Understand there is a clear distinction between "pop punk" and "emo", however I intentionally choose not to elaborate on this.
Thanks for reading.^-^
Emo kids do not necissarily have to cut themselves, or listen to 'emo bands'... because most suck. Emo is a fashion, a way of life! Sure, many might be depressed and write poems, for I write poems about my suck monkey ass life, but it doesn't mean most are! Some whiney rich kids who afford Hot Topic decide to go all "Rocker".. or have emo friends, or something like that, they think it's cool and try to be the same. "Monkey see, Monkey do."
Most emo kids have a very hard home life. Some are poor, or almost poor (cough) and can't even afford Hot Topic, so they go shop at GoodWill, and find the neatest outfits ;D Sometimes they go to Hot Topic, usually for the SALES! O.O </3
Diet (chow, eats, grub, etc..)
You must be a Vegan, or strive to be one.. You eat nothing that is an animal, from an animal, in a 500 mile radius from an animal, or anything that casts an animal-shaped shadow. You believe eating meat is ultimately wrong however that doesn't stop you from going on occasional meat-eating binges while at restaurants. You must also be a "straight edge" enthusiast, despite the fact you drink occasionally, not to mention smoke. No matter. Anorexia is often a trait of an emo kid.
Hair (the doo)
Your hair must be black or at least dyed an ugly dark magenta color. If you are truly punk, you do not shower. You must used 10 gallons of gel in your hair everyday, so much that you are actually styling the gel rather than the hair. You should also have a short haircut, long hair is not emo. Mop tops are usually the most common approach for boys while girls tend to go with the Zelda approach or something equally masculine. Although this appears to be the case for the current Cosmopolitan emo fashion, there also appears to be a new nascent rebellion in the midst. Outrageously long and uncultivated hair now appears to be taking local high schools and community colleges by storm.
Accessories (the essential non-essentials)
Glasses: Thick, black-rimmed, or horn-rimmed glasses. You most likely do not need them, your vision is probably good enough that you could do without them. Even in a world where more fashionable glasses and contacts are readily available you chose these instead. Lenses are optional. You are striving for the "Weezer geek rock" look.
Necklaces: Good choices are those metal/wooden ball necklaces.
Piercings: Studs are a good choice if you really want to emo. The other popular piercings are lebret or other lip rings.
Belt: This is mandatory (aka "a must"). A studded belt is the most popular choice amongst emo kids. Although reserved for members of the now extinct punk culture, the belt has become a distinct trademark of the emo subculture. To increase your "punk" status, wear multiple three stud pyramid belts. The more, the better. Other belts often seen are ones with loops, stars, or any other kind of silly Lisa Frank design. Please note: these belts do not neccesarily have to be in the loops of your pants. It is pretty obvious you missed the majority of them. Yeah, we know this goes against the function of actually holding up your pants but who said a studded belt was supposed to be functional?
Bracelets: You must wear excessive friendship bracelets on both of your wrists. If your hands are a slight shade of purple, you are doing the right thing. The irony in this is you have no friends.
Messenger Bags: Standard backpacks are too common and typical of the society you live in. That is why you must rebel. Only messenger bags will do. One strap, one individual. Your bag must be adjusted to a level just below your shoulder blade. In other words, it is necessary to strangle yourself with your bag. Also, it must be covered with excessive pins and patches supporting various "underground" bands that you claim to have bought at shows. It is also okay to wear a patch without understanding is meaning or purpose, just as long as it's there. It is perfectly alright to have more than one patch for the same band.
Clothes (the threads)
Shirts: For girls the popular emo fashion is a tight t-shirt with random logos/messages or tanktops. Boys prefer the ugly 40s "Nick at Night" approach. The goal is to find the ugliest button down shirt you can. Other picks are v-necks and one size too small cardigans, which should have an ugly senior citizen type pattern to it.
Jackets: Common picks include brands such as Dickies, think "gas station jacket". Steal one from Mobil if you have to. You may also choose a more athelete approach by wearing various "vintage" track jackets. Suggested jackets include Adidas and Puma.
Pants: Wear heavy slacks which are often too tight and short. You can also wear cuffed denim pants. Shorts are not emo, neither are tight black jeans.
Socks: This one applies mostly to girls. Your socks must be very strange. White, regular socks are unacceptable. You must express your creativity through your Argyle socks. They must be very colorful with lots of different patterns and cartoon characters. They must also be in sharp contrast with the other attire you are wearing, which is usually dark, dull, and lifeless. It is a good idea to show your socks off whenever you can by rolling up your pants (this should have been covered in `pants'). Important: make sure everyone sees your socks by putting your feet onto a table/desk or calling attention directly to your feet. If you can't be validated, then what is the point?
Shoes: You must own a pair of converse all star low tops, as they are an indicator of your punk status. Any kind of skateboarding shoe will do as well, regardless if you actually skateboard or not.
Conclusion:
First, allow at least one hour before any event (school, concert, court hearing, bed) to properly put on your costume. A neat emo kid is a happy emo kid.
Second, anything claiming to be `emotional hardcore' is just emo with louder voices. Don't be fooled. Understand there is a clear distinction between "pop punk" and "emo", however I intentionally choose not to elaborate on this.
Thanks for reading.^-^
by EmoIsLove November 20, 2006
wears girl pants no matter what gender, eye liner, black hair with blonde chunky highlights and a fringe over the eye, black shirts, studded belts, converse shoes, cut thier wrists, take myspace photos from above, and listen to things like straylight run and dashboard confessional
Dude, you are so emo.
Those stupid emo kids always cut themselves.
I'm feeling so emo today.
Fuck emo kids.
Those stupid emo kids always cut themselves.
I'm feeling so emo today.
Fuck emo kids.
by Voodoo Child 484 September 26, 2006
This is coming from a 17 yr old guy who listens to classic rock, old metal (iron maiden, judas priest, etc..) Hairt metal and a good bit of new stuff. just so yo'all get that basic info on me, here goes:
for the most part, emo kids are generally in bitchy moods, whenthey have spels of happiness they are usually not long lasting, very often will cut themselves, 99.99 percent of them are bi or straight up homo (I've never met an emo kid that was straight, and im friends with alot of them) They tend not to get over ANYthing in any short amount of time, enjoy over-dramaticizing things, and tend to enjoy shitty bands like The Used, My Chemical Romance and HAwthorne Heights, who can play three or four chords (maybe) on a guitar, and attempt ot play 6 or 7 continuous notes and call it a "solo."
Emo kids, in my experience aar, for the most part, pussies.
Emo kids tend to wear makeup, mostly mascara or eyeliner, wear tight shirts and girls jeans.
for the most part, emo kids are generally in bitchy moods, whenthey have spels of happiness they are usually not long lasting, very often will cut themselves, 99.99 percent of them are bi or straight up homo (I've never met an emo kid that was straight, and im friends with alot of them) They tend not to get over ANYthing in any short amount of time, enjoy over-dramaticizing things, and tend to enjoy shitty bands like The Used, My Chemical Romance and HAwthorne Heights, who can play three or four chords (maybe) on a guitar, and attempt ot play 6 or 7 continuous notes and call it a "solo."
Emo kids, in my experience aar, for the most part, pussies.
Emo kids tend to wear makeup, mostly mascara or eyeliner, wear tight shirts and girls jeans.
the kid with the flopped over jet black hair (just like the other 70 percent of the emo community) the scars on his wrist and the mascara.
"quit being such an emo kid!"
"quit being such an emo kid!"
by Jeremy_G August 26, 2006