Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.

by Kaha March 19, 2023

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Gym Dysmorphia

Basically its when the gym that you currently go to is good enough but you see a video of a more fancier and better looking and one that has more machines gym and you wanna cancel your current membership and fuck off to america or some other country/place to go to a different gym

Person 1: "Dude the gym he goes to is so fancy and has such good equipment. Shits giving me gym dysmorphia."
Person 2: "Dang, now where u going its already been like 5 gym switches. You went from a gym at your home to a different country, u dumbass."

by smurfcat105 September 19, 2023

black dysmorphia

same thing as blonde dysmorphia just with black hair that has brown or red/orange undertones

MY BLACK DYSMORPHIA IS COMING BACK

by nigga0227 October 20, 2023

Snuggie dysmorphia

Snuggie dysmorphia is when you wear your Snuggie that you love and feel amazing wearing it, then you walk past a mirror and feel like you look fatter in some places, especially in your midriff, which makes you self conscious, but the comfort cancels it out a little bit.

I have Snuggie dysmorphia, I don’t really know how I really look wearing it

by Obsidiankeylimes2 December 26, 2023

Eyebrow dysmorphia

Constantly worrying about how your eyebrows look and/or they’re even or symmetrical enough.

Addicted to having eyebrow perfect at all times.

“Do you think I need to pluck my brows or is my eyebrow dysmorphia kicking in”

by Realtslk April 12, 2024

Car Dysmorphia

Against your cars will you identify your vehicle as something that it is not.

i.e - you believe and infinity coupe is a Nissan skyline and switch badges to further aid in your belief that car is something that it is not thereby one experiences car dysmorphia

by Charaletta April 18, 2024