Cuffing his dummy

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

by Macsloan December 2, 2014

frump and dump

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.

"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"

by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014

Schrödinger's Dump

Schrödinger's Dump. You take a shit that is so dense, it falls into the bend of the toilet where you can't see it. Then, you go to wipe and there's no butt residue. In the end, you're not sure weather you dumped at all. You are in a state of dump and non dumpage at the same time until observed. A truly fascinating experience, taking a quantum shit. From Reddit user Original_name18

"C'mon dude...you didn't flush the toilet."
"Didn't need to....dropped a Schrödinger's Dump."

by MortimerFuckbottom December 8, 2016

CRASH DUMMY

Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.

If you want a raise, don't be a crash dummy and go one a one-man strike.

by EchoedOut September 17, 2015

Dump a grumpy.

To defecate.

Every morning I dump a grumpy.

by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 17, 2008

dummy hard

A term used to express praise towards something, which can be another form of fire. Often used to describe objects/things that are exemplary or of high quality.

"Damn bro, this song goes dummy hard!!!1!!"
"Yea man, it's a good one,"

"Wow your outfit goes dummy hard, looks great,"
"Thanks bro,"

by avaryjobmac March 22, 2019

Glory Dump

A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen

Today my day ended with the most perfect Glory Dump.

by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009