When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
Get the the Dexter Dilemmamug. Dexter is always high he makes music his nickname is renji hes probably gay but that’s ok hes a bitch most of the time and hes white
by Bye deansdickhair June 10, 2022
Get the Dextermug. One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.
by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021
Get the dexter colemanmug. This person needs to get a life. All they do is insult people online even though they are the most shy person in real life. Overall, they will always be there for you if you need help and can actually be kind and caring when needed.
by Rainthehottestaliveomg September 5, 2022
Get the Dextermug. by RafaelDexterNerd April 14, 2021
Get the poin dextermug. by Candicejohnson1998 April 30, 2022
Get the Dextermug. Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020
Get the Dexter Hollandmug.