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crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.
My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.
by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013
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the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.
"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"
by jessinof July 22, 2017
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Crayon

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020
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crayon

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.
"Why are you scratching your ass like that?"

"I drew blood chasing a crayon!
by jakmof April 21, 2018
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dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.
Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010
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Anal crayon

Anal crayon is a sexual game where you and your SO see who can stuff the most crayons up there ass
Suzy and her SO were playing Anal Crayon and stuffing crayons up there Booty hole
by Slyhound21 March 16, 2014
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crayon

crayon is a femboy bum
by bumbum66 August 5, 2021
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