A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
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When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.
by jakmof April 21, 2018
Get the crayon mug.A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
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“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”
by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018
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Get the crayon level mug.A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
by General Fire November 12, 2012
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