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Coochie Kiss

To give an individual a kiss on the vagina
“hey Tiffany, you want a side of coochie kiss with that dick?”
by coochie crusader June 27, 2019
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coochie demon

Damn she’s a coochie demon
by anonymous March 22, 2021
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Unliberalized Coochie

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)
Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister
by Rionox January 7, 2023
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Coochie Conservationist

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage
Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀
by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020
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coochie cobs

when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs
yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”
by sophalicious September 17, 2021
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coochie itch

When the Coochie smells like fish, burns, and itches all at the same time. Someone may have what is called ‘coochie itch’. This pleasure is often found in women who sit on multiple penis’.
That one girl Ashlyn got coochie itch from all of the dick she sits on.
by Hotness6969 March 29, 2020
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Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022
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