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Colorado musk

When someone makes a comment about the odor.

"It's just my colone. It's called Colorado musk.
by Steeveeveee October 23, 2018
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colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.
Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.
by saltybirdman September 9, 2019
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colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.
“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break
by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019
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Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.
Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!
by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020
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Colorado Early Colleges

A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends
Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers
by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023
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Colorado snowball

When you put coke on a chicks ass and rub your balls in it. Then put your ball to her nose and she snorts it off.
I was in the club last night throwing Colorado snowballs at strippers.
by jmicd91 April 22, 2023
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Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon
by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023
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