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Florida Cheeseburger

The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night

Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..
by Definitions for dayz April 22, 2017
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why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese
"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025
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Cheeseburger

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeseburger!,!
Cheeseburger
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Cheeseburger

by the random. November 8, 2021
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Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.
His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.
by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012
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The Cheeseburger Monster

The Cheeseburger Monster is a Invasive species, such are classified as those that have a competitive advantage over natives because they can grow rapidly, reproduce quickly, and adapt easily to a variety of habitat conditions. The Cheeseburger Monster is known to be from Costa Rica and made its way over to the USA. They are also known as (Rum Rum, Chum Chum, Chum Rum, Rum Chum, Fleabag, White Lightning). They love eating Cheeseburgers and will do anything in their power to obtain one and will even use force to get one.
by Saif Hussain October 13, 2020
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The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.
Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020
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