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champagne love

when you take a bottle of champagne, shake it up, and when u pop the cork off shove the bottle of champagne up the girls vag while it's still shooting out champagne.(coined by my friend)
#1 "Dude, last night i gave a whore some champagne love"
#2 "Man, your sick!"
#1 "So? it was hot!"
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Champagne Supernova

Cumming in a glass of champagne and having your partner drink it.
That bottle of Dom was even better after that champagne supernova!
by Groadie December 7, 2020
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Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!
by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010
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cody james champagne

Champagne made exclusively from the tears and anguish of gay men whom are duped into getting on there knees and funneling the hog of some arrogant pile of shit who only degrades those who are in service to him while also explaining and boasting of his sexual conquest with women and reminding those who do him any favors are inferior stupid beast., also a rat, a narcissist, a con artist, a criminal, anyone who uses gay mouths and feeds vampirically from the attention of homosexuals
Oh hey Chris Chavez had him some of that Cody James champagne last night, you can tell because he’s all broke out in huge unsightly moles, how unfortunate for him☹️
by CorriC@staneda March 29, 2020
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Plain Cain Champagne

N.

N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005
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Blue Collar Champagne

Tonight we're gonna celebrate our team winning the championship with some bona fide Blue Collar Champagne!
by Mikey N. November 20, 2011
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