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Cat

A majestic animal that romes your house at 3 in the morning, knocking over shit and making loud noises to wake you the fuck up. They sleep eveywhere and have all the hatred in the world towards you even though you bust your ass to feed them whenever they keep meowing and will not shut the fuck up.
Cat: *knocks something over at 4 in the morning
Cats Owner : *cleans up the mess while the cat stands there and watches
Cat: *follows owner back up and constantly meows until you feed it
by bm1740 February 15, 2017
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cat

A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.
My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.
by loovserxlovxer April 2, 2020
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Cat

The cutest animal to live besides for frogs. Cats r lik capybaras because they can bust their coochie on almost anything. They will be so fucking annoying when the shit all over the ground. They like to eat ass. They r pussys. Dumbass animae weebs terned cats into fucking animae. That is NOT ok. Cats need to be fucking world leaders and shit. There ar lots of different cat colors - shit, white, black, mix. Cat also lik to eat your meat. Lesson - GET A FUCKING CAT U BITCH!
Wow! That cat was eating leon’s fucking meat last night!
by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022
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Cat

A term used instead of the word vagina.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about

Can also be used as another name for the female gender.
Dude you butt dialed me yesterday when you were getting some cat
by catman2012 October 7, 2010
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Catting

To make a cardboard cut out in a cat shape and prop it up in the middle of a road to test driver reflexes at night. Often done for entertainment purposes.
Last night, I went catting and every single car that went by hit our fucking cardboard cat.
by Tabasco Sauce March 16, 2009
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cats

Say, I think I'm going to go home and watch CATS, licking the screen whenever the Rum Tum Tugger walks onscreen
by The Almighty Mistress of Merr December 19, 2003
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Cat

Girls that are nymphos that have banged and continue to bang everyone except the dude that wants it the most. Usually, these girls are very popular and have a different car in front of her house every night. She is sexy in a slutty fine sorta way.
My neighbor is a real cat she has banged everyone in the city but me and im pissed that i ain't hit it. yet.
by coldbeerlover January 10, 2009
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