A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.
My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.
by loovserxlovxer April 03, 2020
An evil force that lies under a gorgeous and cute body. Whilst we think we are the superior species of the world little do we know that the cats are playing with us like we are putty. One day will strike and take over the world.
A. Is your cat umm sleeping on your gun
B. Dude don't stress it he's just a cat
Cat. Bloody retarded humans, how stupid can you get.
B. Dude don't stress it he's just a cat
Cat. Bloody retarded humans, how stupid can you get.
by Yo I am an owl December 03, 2016
A term used instead of the word vagina.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about
Can also be used as another name for the female gender.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about
Can also be used as another name for the female gender.
by catman2012 October 07, 2010
To make a cardboard cut out in a cat shape and prop it up in the middle of a road to test driver reflexes at night. Often done for entertainment purposes.
by Tabasco Sauce March 16, 2009
Say, I think I'm going to go home and watch CATS, licking the screen whenever the Rum Tum Tugger walks onscreen
by The Almighty Mistress of Merr December 20, 2003
Girls that are nymphos that have banged and continue to bang everyone except the dude that wants it the most. Usually, these girls are very popular and have a different car in front of her house every night. She is sexy in a slutty fine sorta way.
My neighbor is a real cat she has banged everyone in the city but me and im pissed that i ain't hit it. yet.
by coldbeerlover January 11, 2009