Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!
Brendan's toilet looking head-ass is a piece of shit. lol. Stop sticking your head in yo ass Brendan it ain't right. Brendan Wright is a piece of shit and is also known as a gay prostitute.
Racks hoes from weird towns. Different girlfriend about every week, kickboxing legend. Got friendzoned by Hailey from the mall, but has a new girlfriend from his Church group.
One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripperDad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.