Next to George Carlin, the greatest comedian who has ever lived. Only difference is that he belongs in a straitjacket. He rambles on about how Obama is a "nazi communist." If that's not the greatest comedy act since "The Seven Words You Can't Say on TV," I don't know what is. Let's see, what's some other funny stuff beck has said: well, he's against gay marriage, anti gun control, pro "family values," a misogynistic bastard, and he's pro life. Isn't he hilarious? Seriously. If you feel like laughing, I highly reccomend watching one of his shows on the comedy network that is FOX.
Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon are doing." –The Glenn Beck Program.
"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"
"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"
"Satan's mentally challenged younger brother." –Stephen King
"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. ... Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. ... The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"
"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program,"
"Satan's mentally challenged younger brother." –Stephen King
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usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.
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Alex: He's beckering today...
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...
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A semi-fictional word made up to describe in extreme disgust those formerly referred to as creepers and stalkers. This was in response to the adoration/appreciation of certain stalkers and creepers, who felt it was necessary to create a new term for the unappreciated stalkers and creepers.
Thus, brecko.
Thus, brecko.
Girl: Aww, Matt, you're my creeper. I love you.
Matt: Yes, I am pretty awesome.
Randomly appearing brecko: Yeah, get some!
Girl & Matt: ...Gawd, such a brecko.
Matt: Yes, I am pretty awesome.
Randomly appearing brecko: Yeah, get some!
Girl & Matt: ...Gawd, such a brecko.
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by Beckasaurus April 19, 2012
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