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Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.
Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.
by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023
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Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.
by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021
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building a bicycle

when a person is taking so long to get ready it becomes painful for others, unbeknownst to the culprit
"Jeez, Kelly what took you so long, were you building a bicycle?!"
by rolfmeyers February 19, 2010
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Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.
"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"
by Novaphobia September 25, 2021
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bicycle

a person who cheats on their girl friend with his girl friends sister
jamal has sex with his girl friends sister. Therefore he is a bicycle
by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz February 17, 2022
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Cats on a bicycle

manny carlanders passion, they go in the first grade. Then the second grade. Then the third grade but it takes only one grade. Falkhallen
We gon keep on reping Cats on a bicycle
by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025
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Pimpin Bicycles

1) being so incredibly fly, sexy, hott, desireable, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, or down right delicious that you can ride any bicycle to anywhere for any distance or any amount of time wearing anything all the while still maintaining and or increasing your level of {insert above adjective}-ness.

2) having so many bicycles that all the neighborhood kids get a ride.

3) the art of personalizing your bicycle with excessive amounts of shiny things called blings.

4) Coolest song ever
Hey man, have you heard that song called "Pimpin Bicycles?"
No...*watches video*...Damn dawg I'm bout to bust out my pedaler and go dahn na block
Me too man...me too

Dude your bike looks fly as a plane!
Thanks bro, I've been pimpin bicycles all my life

Hey Chase, Ronald and Chris are out ridin your bikes again.
Its cool Jennifer, I got so many I'm pimpin bicycles.

*phone rings* "hello"
"Yo Joel! We needa get on the pedalers and cruize dahn na boulevard"
"What for man?"
"Cus we so sexy we can be pimpin bicycles!"
by CArcherE August 19, 2012
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