Bungee Beading

Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.

Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."

by your. real. name. August 09, 2019

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 07, 2024

Nigga beads

Nigga beads - a hair style black people can get when their hair is cut but not cared for

You see Jordan’s hair? Bro got nigga beads

by Gutterboysouz April 20, 2022

bro beads

Hemp and cowrie shell necklaces, often associated with surfers.

Does that dude know that 2003 is over? Enough with the bro beads...

by coldshowerdudes October 13, 2009

bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017

anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 15, 2023

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 09, 2020