baseball

The hardest sport ever created. For all you pansys that say its for unathletic people need to take a look around. I'd like to see your ass hit a 90 mph ball that you have no fucking clue if its going to curve or cut or slide or just come straight. It's proven to be one of the hardest things to do in sports to hit a baseball.. you can fail 70% of the time and still be great. You have to actually use your brain in the sport of baseball rather than football, basketball, soccer, etc. where you just run with a fucking ball and put it in goal, hell in football you run 100 yards into a big ass open rectangle then kick it into a giant ass rectangle in the air... impressive?

Pete: Dude, Baseball sucks.. It's for unathletic people that are boring.
Carl: You're an idiot... *smacks the shit out of pete*

by jwG33 July 20, 2006

baseball

a drinking game, similar to beer pong, in which four cups are alined in a straight line and the teams alternate shots to score runs and get on base. The cups represent a single, double, triple and homerun moving from front to back, with the single having the least beer in it and the homerun having the most. Each team sets a line up and then begins shooting at the opponents' cups to get runners on base. Three misses by the team represents three out and the end of an inning. At this point the other team shoots.

Additionally, steals can occur by playing flip cup in the middle of the table. If the runner flips first, the runner advances a base. Otherwise, its an out.

"The other night me and the guys played a World Series of baseball and we were loaded afterwards."

by ol grega January 31, 2009

big-bat baseball

big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D

hey joe wanna play big-bat baseball?
big bat baseball is awesome

by not jeff for sure August 20, 2006

baseball

probly the gayest sport ever envented. people go and watch this sport for the worst reasons. it is probly the most boring sport in the world its like lets go and watch homos hit balls and people wait for them in the out feild every single hit the out feilder know were its going how boring can it get. lacrosse is the way to go

baseball sucks lacrosse is the best

by m-weezy September 12, 2006

Baseball Bunny

A Baseball Bunny, or BB, is a college girl who sleeps with or fools around with more than one baseball player on the same team.She "hops" from player to player.

She will most likely be on woman's sport team or will have friends on those teams, i.e. Women's Lacrosse or Field Hockey. All the players may hang out with her and invite her to their parties. This BB is considers herself as a best friend or one of the boys, but the real reason they keep her around is because she is DTF, or down to fuck.

Justin: Who's that girl?

Joe: Oh, that's Ashley. I heard she slept with AJ and Matt, and now she is seeing Danny.
Justin: Whatta Baseball bunny. You think I can get on that?
Joe: Yea, bro. She's DTF.

by The Diva RA April 16, 2012

baseball

hit
run
catch
throw

baseball aint much more to it than that.

by Joe3000 August 11, 2007

Major League Baseball

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.

man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?

man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.

by tedsghost August 8, 2008